You are exactly

You are exactly the gentleman i want, spoke the other and as to men and meat, i may mention, general, that i have numerous ships at my command, and provisions without stint. And there are at least ten thousand vagabonds, whom, heaven knows, the city would be well rid of and these, being officered by well starved members of the legal profession, whose name is legion, can be got to do the fighting for the mere love they bear such amusement. Indeed, general, i am no prophet, or the appearance of such an army would soon frighten the king out of his kingdom, which would be a blessing, seeing that it would save so much blood. First disorganize the judiciary, then

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secure the success

secure the success of my enterprise. Truly, sir, interposed the general, somewhat surprised at the hugeness of glanmoregains desires, i hold it no man is more capable of undertaking what you desire, for god has given me talents which have served me in war, and i have been careful not to abuse them in peace. Let me then have men and meat, and, if you please, a few of those gifts men so much covet, and i warrant you i make the glory all your own. Say but the word, and it will not be long before i have this king you speak of hung to the first tree, and myself elected in his place.

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higher consideration than

higher consideration than that given to his fellow adventurer, whom he would hang to the nearest tree with as little scruple as he would eat his breakfast. And now, sir, resumed glanmoregain, i have described the kingdom of the kaloramas to you, and also the immense advantages it possesses. To be honest with you, then, i desire to gain possession of it, which i take it will be no hard matter, provided the general who engages in my service be capable of outwitting his rivals. And as each keeps a general and a poet of his own, i am resolved to outdo the rest by having a general and two poets, which surely will

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political aspect, had

political aspect, had furnished a grand theme for a comedy of modern diplomatic errors, in the performance of which numerous clever gentlemen had found much innocent recreation, though not a man had been found capable of solving the plot to the satisfaction of the spectators. In fine, what caused so much longing after, and so many evil eyes to be cast upon this little kingdom of the poor kaloramas, was the fact that it had within itself a great highway, over which the commerce of two oceans passed. And such were the advantages held out by a monopoly of this highway, that each claimant stood ready to censure the ignorance of the government that doubted his right to

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only serves as

only serves as a prey to that which is nationally strong, so the poor, emaciated kaloramas had for years been a prey to the avarice of rival adventurers, who, in that spirit which arrogance always asserts over ignorance, would make their king a puppet and themselves mere vassals. And this the wily adventurers did, by professing great friendship for the king and his people, then setting up a fictitious claim to a voice in the affairs of the kingdom, and finally demanding for such service, which any knave or fool might have rendered, not one, but all his islands. In truth, the kingdom of the kaloramas, though insignificant in its own

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Pekleworth glanmoregain, i

Pekleworth glanmoregain, i must mention here, was a man who had become famous in commerce, and had large possessions. But these he was not content to enjoy, but sought to increase his wealth by means our forefathers would have characterized with much severity. There was, according to pekleworth glanmoregain, a territory somewhere on the spanish main, familiarly known as the kingdom of the kaloramas. The kaloramas were an inoffensive people, who had been much degraded by intestine wars, and were so low in the scale of physical and intellectual quality as to enlist in their behalf the sympathies of the powerful and magnanimous. But as that which is nationally weak

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Pray, remember, said

Pray, remember, said he, in a voice indicating great anxiety, that if i have not much of the worlds riches, i am at least an honest man, which is saying something, as things go. I may say, too, that i set some value upon my military reputation therefore, let what you have to offer be such as it will not lower my reputation to accept. To tell you the truth, sir, i have a foreign mission in my eye, and am sure of getting it when i go to washington, since my qualifications are not a whit behind any of them. Bury your misgivings, i enjoin you, replied the stranger, for i am a responsible man, and the service i require of you is highly

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keepums in the

keepums in the strapsis, i do declare gadsden and he bought a lot of niggersa monster drove of em, on shares. He wants that trifle of borrowed moneymust have it. Can have it back in a few days. Bless me, interrupts the old man, confusedly, but off my little things it will be hard to raise it. Times is hard, our people go, like geese, to the north. They get rid of all their money there, and their fancyyou know that, mr. Snivelis abroad, while they have, for home, only a love to keep up slavery. I thought it would come to that, says mr. Snivel, facetiously. The antiquarian seems bewildered, commences offering excuses that rather

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you out, with

you out, with a view to engaging your services in carrying out a great project i now have on hand. But what passes between us i desire shall be kept a profound secret for the present, since events mature with such a rapidity at this day that it is impossible to keep track of them. The stranger paused and cast a scrutinizing glance at the general, who was surprised and astounded at the vagueness of his speech. Indeed, he began to have a suspicion that the stranger was on an errand of evil, or, perhaps, had come to engage his services in some unholy enterprise, such as poisoning an heir or giving false evidence.

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sdfsdf

selfintroduction i see, sir, replied the general, that you are a man of quality. Keep your seat, then, and accept my assurances of good faith in whatever it may please you to offer. My name, resumed the stranger, his stately figure and frank, open countenance, forming a curious contrast to the rotund figure of the general, is pekleworth glanmoregain, so well known in the world of commerce that i apprehend it is not the first time you have heard of me. The general bowed. Your fame as a military man having come to my knowledge, as also your ability for statesmanship, i have sought

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and the gallows

and the gallows will put a sudden end to their career. Thou hast shared my trials in many an expedition, and it is my intention that thou share many more. In this manner the general continued to condole old battle, until the grooms forgot their grief, and were well nigh splitting their sides with laughter. Leaving his horse, the general returned to his rooms, and found a stranger awaiting him. The importance of my mission, sir, spoke the man, who arose to his feet with great dignity of manner, and was evidently a man of much circumstance, is the best apology i can offer for this

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He therefore repaired

He therefore repaired to the stable, where a scene so truly affecting took place, that the grooms had great difficulty in restraining their tears. No sooner did old battle hear his masters voice, than he began neighing, when his master, in return, patted and caressed him as if he had been a child. In truth, the animal was much bruised about the knees and face, and altogether presented a figure sorry enough to enlist the sympathy of any kind gentleman. It was no fault of yours, my true, my faithful friend, said the general, patting him on the neck and fondling him. The ragged urchins did it all, and if their parents be not careful the devil

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with one or

with one or two slight misfortunes, but as they are such as all great politicians and military men must expect to meet, i will say no more about them. Heaven bless you and the children, is the sincere wish of your affectionate husband, roger sherman potter. P.s. Excuse my brevity, dear polly, as i am much pressed with public affairs. Old battle is well, but served me a scurvy trick only a day or two ago. Having sealed and despatched this letter to the post office, general potter suddenly remembered that he had not seen his faithful horse since the accident in broadway that had so nearly cost him his life.

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down the amount

down the amount of the closing engagement, and produced a paper which proved to be a rengagement at an advance of terms, that so completely satisfied the general, that he signed it without further hesitation. The showman being a advocate of temperance, declined general potters invitation to join him over a punch and being a man of business, took his departure as soon as he had perfected the rengagement, promising to keep the pigs birthplace and antecedents a profound secret. And when he was gone, the general took fifty dollars of the money paid him, and sate down to write the following letter in reply to that received from his wife polly st. Nicholas

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hotel, new york,

hotel, new york, june, 185. My dear wife polly your letter is just received, and grieves me enough, god knows. You must know, dear polly, that riches are not got in a day, nor is fame gained in a week, though a man may be popular and not have money enough to get a shilling dinner. And truly, since i arrived here, so much honor has been showered upon me that my shoulders are scarce broad enough to carry it all. As for those who make up the government of this great city, i have come to think they are not to be trusted for if my good nature would recompense them for the respect they have shown me, my common sense is not to be shut up

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showman understand the

showman understand the instincts of critics, as well as the beauties of his art, that he produced the scene with the merits of a poem called hiawatha under consideration. Each pig waited the signal of approval or disapproval from duncan, and according to his verdict, either fell upon and grievously soiled the poem, or grunted in one string of praise as they danced round it. And the audience understanding the logic of this, the performance proved highly entertaining. Indeed, renowned tragedians, very popular low comedians, leading business ladies, whose fame had been made for twenty years, and singing ladies who hailed from no less a place

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himself and maria

himself and maria put an end to the conversation by ringing the bell, commanding the old servant to hasten dinner. A plate must be placed at the table for tom. The antiquarian, having, as he says, left the young people to themselves, stands at his counter furbishing up sundry old engravings, horsepistols, pieces of coatofmail, and two large scimitars, all of which he has piled together in a heap, and beside which lay several chapeaus said to have belonged to distinguished britishers. Mr. Soloman suddenly makes his appearance in the little shop, much to mr. Mcarthurs surprise. Sayold man. Centurion. He exclaims, in a maudlin laugh,

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show how the

show how the body politic and nation of england acquired it. Our ancestors supposed it was acquired by neither and, therefore, they declared, as we have before quoted from your history, that saving their actual purchase from the natives, of the soil, the dominion, the lordship, and sovereignty, they had in the sight of god and man, no right and title to what they possessed. How much clearer then, in natural reason and equity, must our title be, who hold estates dearly purchased at the expense of our own, as well as our ancestors labor, and defended by them with treasure and blood.

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curious in natural

curious in natural history should lose the opportunity of witnessing his performances. And in order to diversify these distinguished and very popular entertainments, the clever showman had introduced a piece called evenings with the critics, in one scene of which was presented a litter of nine precocious pigs, habited in bright, colored mantles, and seated on seats forming a semicircle, with duncan in ducal robes seated on a throne, and presiding with the gravest demeanor. The nine small pigs were supposed to represent various members of the critic tribe, while duncan, who was in spectacles, personated doctor easley. And so cleverly did the

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gained, and now

gained, and now that my hand is almost upon a mission, which will repay for all my disappointments, it will not do to walk back into the house and shut the door. Thus the hero reasoned within himself. It was true, old battle was eating his head off. But the pig had made a wonderful sensation, and so crowded the house every night as to demonstrate the fact that first rate talent of every kind was highly appreciated in new york. The critics, with scarcely a dissenting voice, had declared the pig a marvel, a profound embodiment of talent, one of the wonders of the age an animal possessed of such rare gifts that no lover of the

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it said a

it said a politishon cant be. And this is the prayer of your true and affeckshonite wife polly potter. A bombshell from my wife polly, sure enough. Ejaculated the general but she is a sensible woman, and with learning would have made her mark in the world. A man must not look back though, but renew his demonstrations against misfortune, and then if he succeed let him thank his energy. And yet it is true, as my wife polly says, my politics have brought me in but little meat, and my children have often times gone scantily clad, whereas they might have had plenty if id stuck to the bench. However, a point approached, is a point

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borrowed money, which

borrowed money, which you had better pay afore you make so much noise in new york. But what i want to tell you is, that i lent what little money you left to captain ben larnard, who says he cant pay it back right away, but will when his wife gits home, though captain spelts wife says shes run off with another man. And theres that trifle due when you went away to jefferson bigelow the butcher, he keeps a lookin in and giving me the startles, and saying how squire benson lives at the corner. Now as you love your poor wife and children come home, and let politiks alone, and provide for your children like a good christian and an honest man, which i have heard

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man a rogue,

man a rogue, and sends his soul to the devil, and his family to the townhouse. I like to see you made so much of, for i have the nateral feelins of a wife, and if, as you used to say, i didnt know much of filosofy, why i have some sense, and want you to come straight home, and see to your poor family, for it takes all we can get for binding shoes to buy bread. But what i want to tell you is three days after you left on the two marys, sheriff warner come with a rit, and carried away the three pigs, and warner has bin donnin me life out for that old store bill, and draner says he wont wait another day for the rent, and aldrich says you owe him ten dollars

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you knows i

you knows i niver did like these ere politiks, for all the expereiance ive had in um tells me they nethir brings meat nor pays the store bills. I see they bin making ever so much on you yinder in new york but that ant nothin, when a body has debts to pay, and childirn to shoe and larn. I know, and you know i know, that when you was young you had capacity talent they call it enuff to get to congriss and thats why i tried so to get you there, and sold all the ducks and chickens, and strained, you know, ever so many ways to help you up in the world but now i see theres not a whit a use int, for ive a come convinsed that them politiks makes an honest

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present greatness and

present greatness and future prospects, a servant entered, bearing a letter. Love of me. Exclaimed the general, its from my wife, polly. A superscription in a series of hieroglyphics that would have defied the combined erudition of rawlinson and layard, the general deciphered thus to major roger sherman potter. In new york. The seal, which was of broken wafers, pressed with a thimble, was broken xwith eager anxiety, and the general, his eyes transfixed on the dingy page, read the contents, which ran thus barnstable, june, 185.my dear husban

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war, but rather

war, but rather one whom he could mould and direct according to his desires. In fine, the man, he thought, might reflect the follies of a fool, and in the quality of wars he intended to prosecute, be exactly the general he wanted. The general, on the other hand, commenced setting himself down as the most fortunate military man of his day. Indeed, all the pedantry of his extravagant nature was excited to a degree that made him already begin to contemplate himself the hero of endless victories. He also cast a stray thought to old battle, and fancied himself mounted upon him at the head of a victorious army, returning proudly home after having demolished

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In which general

In which general potter finally secures the services of mr. Tickler and, together with pekleworth glanmoregain, they visit the opera before setting out for washington. Glanmoregain went home thinking within himself that the general was, mentally, not quite up to what he had expected to find him. However, as generals were not always to be judged either by their epistles or conversation, so the rotund figure, he thought, might prove himself a dabster in war as well as politics. Further, he did not so much want a general who would have his own way in every thing, for then there was danger of his holding what he got, under the rules of

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enable you to

enable you to overthrow it with the greatest facility. The preliminaries being arranged, the general promised to proceed strictly according to the advice of glanmoregain, and to lose no time in proceeding to washington to secure his appointment. He also promised to keep his own counsel and to prove their good faith, they sat down to a bottle of old port, which, when they had finished, glanmoregain took his departure, promising to call on the following day, and left the general to pack up his baggage, preparatory to taking his departure. Chapter xxxix.

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involve himself deeper,

involve himself deeper, and finally concludes by pleading for a delay. Scarce any one would have thought a person of mr. Mcarthurs position, indebted to mr. Keepum but so it was. It is very difficult to tell whose negroes are not mortgaged to mr. Keepum, how many mortgages of plantation he has foreclosed, how many high old families he has reduced to abject poverty, or how many poor but respectable families he has disgraced. He has a reputation for loaning money to parents, that he may rob their daughters of that jewel the world refuses to give them back. And yet our best society honor him, fawn over him, and bow to him. We so worship the god of slavery, that our minds are become debased, and yet

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has no less

has no less than seven newspapers at his bidding. And what is more, he is much given to poetry, and can get up sonnets in praise of our victories. Think you not he can play an important part. A person we much need, said glanmoregain, patting the general on the shoulder and if he have seven newspapers at his bidding, why, if he but know how to use them in making victories of defeats, i will wager my life on the success of my enterprise. And if you can get that foreign mission you speak of, so much the better. Let it be to the king of the kaloramas, and you can then use your privileges to get such a knowledge of the weaknesses of the court as will

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endeavor to spread

endeavor to spread dissension among the people, which is a thing common enough with the ministers we send abroad, and when these things are done the king can be easily overthrown, which will secure me the advantage i desire as well as a victory over my rivals. Faith, sir, i pledge my military reputation to do all these things and if i fail it will be no fault of mine, for my arm is strong enough to meet the enemy at his own game. And as your speech betrays you a man of profound wisdom, i will tell you, for it will be of great advantage to our cause, that i am about to engage one orlando tickler, a critic of great learning, who speaks several tongues, and

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honorable. I have

honorable. I have a mighty project in view, and if it can with your assistance be carried to a successful issue, not only will i make you a great general, but a rich man for the rest of your life. The prospect of being made a great general so elated our hero, that as the stranger discovered his project in detail, he entered into it with great alacrity, and would, as an earnest of his ability, have given him an account of all the wars he had been in, and the victories that were gained solely by following his advice, but that the stranger assured him it was unnecessary, since he had already seen enough proof of his being a man of valor.

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than the covent

than the covent garden opera, london, were driven by the pig mania into poverty lodge, from whence they sneeringly declared that no better proof of the low standard of public taste could be afforded. And now, while pondering over the letter received from his wife, polly, and feeling as if he could kiss her a thousand times, and entreat her to bear with him, since this time he was sure of success, and would return to her so much exalted that the whole village would turn out to do him homage, barnum entered, and without further ceremony declared himself so enamored of the pig, whose success with the public was unprecedented, that he cheerfully paid

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whom he had

whom he had come in contact, very craggy headed men, and sadly deficient in everything but creating disorders and bringing disgrace upon the city in fine, that they were not what they ought to be. The general now began to look about him for means whereby he could distinguish himself in war, and make his fame national. He argued within himself that however famous a man might become in politics, there was an uncertainty always impending. But to be famous in war, was something as durable as time, and which always excited the warmest admiration of ones countrymen. And while he, with confused fancies flitting through his imagination, was thus contemplating his

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